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Miembro Menor
Fecha de Ingreso: May 2008
Ubicación: Sint Niklaas - Belgium
Mensajes: 1
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Hi,
i would like to announce here an application I wrote which allows to calculate carbohydrates on a GSM. Translation was done by my friend José Ballester. The Spanish version includes the table http://www.mercadomodelo.net/documentos/tabla.pdf Before starting, please read my disclaimer first : "Please verify the food composition table and experiment with the application before you start using it. Note that this program is only a help. I’ve written it for myself because I want to be able to do precise calculations without having a PC next to me. This is also how you should use it. I do not take the responsibility for the consequences of misusing this application." Please visit : HelpDiabetes regards, Johan |
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Fecha de Ingreso: Feb 2010
Ubicación: 1
Mensajes: 29
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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand newFerrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and itcosts him $500,000.He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next tohim.The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!""That's a lot of money," says the old man."Why does it cost so much?""Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!"states the doctor proudly.The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?""No problem," replies the doctor.So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nicecar, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the oldman just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds,the speedometer reads 150 mph.Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear what it could be and suddenly.WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could begoing faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floorsthe accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas andpasses the moped at 210 mph.WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees theold man gaining on him AGAIN!Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal andtakes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.Not ten seconds later,he sees wow power leveling the Moped bearing down on him again!The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishingthe rear end.The doctor stops and jumps out and ,unbelievably , the oldman is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says,"Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
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